A good friend will give you a ride and a true sister will bail you ass out of jail on a Saturday night.
There is something to be admired in a sisters loyalty the boys will never understand .
From breakups to the bullshit we all understand and tolerate to simply get laid .
To the good times we share and often forget .
Broken heels and a awkward silence in waking up in a stranger's bed .
To getting hitched and hoping the shit simply ends in divorce and not some strange incident where you have to find a place to hide a body .
Yes anyone can lend you a ear or give you support.
A true sister holds your hair as you puke .
And usually tries to avoid puking on you on the process .
Relationships are a total mess and true sisters a rare train wreck indeed .
Becky Summerland
Is the head of the Sorrority and also engaged to ezine award winning editor John Patrick Robbins .
Who she enjoys getting blackout drunk with often while sasquatch hunting with in the Pacific Northwest .
These two fellow editors met and instantly fell in love at the Roman orgie all you can eat pizza buffet and secret satanic mixer held at one of the many Frat parties .
They are to be married in Atlantic City in a yet another event held by the Frat to annoy the living shit out of supposedly humorous writers who are insecure pricks that really need to get a life or shut the fuck up.
Cause newflash it's called a joke .
As always the drinks are on the house .
So stop being a pussy and let's party.
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