I spent
the better part
of last decade
doing research
for a series of
erotic novels
I now refuse
to finish
because the
Ivy League
copy editor
at Harper Collins
is a snooty
little cunt
This overprivileged
collagen lipped
millennial twit
couldn’t construct
a meaningful
paragraph if
her anal virginity
depended on
it
In fact
I’ll bet
she’s never
tied her
best friend’s
lover
to a motel
bed for
three days
or let him
fuck her
in any other
position besides
missionary
It’s like
this frigid
twiggy bitch
is wanting
to switch sides
but fails
to realize
that being
raised to
despise
lesbians
doesn’t
mean
she isn’t
one
Dixie Semen is a sex columnist from Albuquerque, New Mexico. She has a Ph.D, in American Literary Studies from the University of New Mexico. Her work is published frequently in Esquire, Cosmopolitan, Allure, Maxium, Playboy and Penthouse.
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