Donk Donk in My Pants by Lizzy Gee

It’s always important to appreciate what you have in life.
Such as the Dick Cheney hiding underneath my bed that spanks me at night.

Or those Gogurt cups that make me fart every single time I get hit by lighting.

But when it comes down to the serious stuff writers are just like dicks.
And taste about just as good.

Lizzy Gee is a poet and photographer from Oklahoma that has been featured in several magazines through both her poetry and her visual art since 2010.